Xander's Virtual Reality Cat-astrophe

Brazzers

Xander Corvus, Elsie Pic(s)

The afternoon sun streamed into the minimalist apartment as Xander Corvus, a man known for his adventurous spirit, prepared to test the bleeding-edge virtual reality headset he had just acquired. With a confident smirk, he powered on the sleek device, its internal fans whirring to life with a soft, futuristic hum. He was completely oblivious to the quiet, curious presence of Elsie, his elegant silver-point Siamese cat, who was observing his strange behavior from the top of the bookshelf. The digital world materialized around him in a breathtaking cascade of neon-lit cityscapes and impossible, floating architecture, a realm of pure, unadulterated fantasy. Suddenly, a flicker of movement in his peripheral vision translated into a colossal, pixelated dragon swooping directly toward his virtual face, causing Xander to let out a very real, very undignified yelp of surprise. This startled cry, in turn, spooked the ever-graceful Elsie, who launched herself from her perch in a blur of startled motion and silken fur. Her trajectory was catastrophically perfect, her landing directly on Xander’s back just as he was wildly attempting to dodge the virtual beast. The unexpected weight and sharp claws digging into his shoulders broke his fragile balance, sending him stumbling forward with a grunt of pure panic. His arms flailed wildly, connecting with a nearby side table and sending a very expensive-looking vase tumbling to the floor in a spectacular explosion of ceramic shards and water. As he finally tore the headset from his face, gasping for breath, Xander was left standing in the center of the chaotic wreckage, his heart hammering against his ribs, while Elsie sat serenely on the sofa, calmly licking a paw as if the entire cat-astrophe had been his idea all along.