GCAVixens: Snakes & Shakes: A Slippery Situation

Brazzers

Small Hands, Charlotte Sins, SlimThick Vic Pic(s)

The oppressive afternoon heat in the desert motel did nothing to calm my frayed nerves. My partner, a man cursed with unusually small hands, fumbled with the latch on the terrarium for what felt like the tenth time. Charlotte Sins, our ostensible client, watched with an unnerving, placid smile, her diamond bracelet glinting under the single bare bulb. Our mission was simple: retrieve the stolen microfilm hidden inside a fake rock in the snake’s enclosure. The problem, of course, was the enclosure’s sole inhabitant, a six-foot-long king cobra currently tasting the air with a flickering black tongue. Just then, the entire rickety building began to shudder from a deep, rhythmic bass line thumping through the wall. This was the work of our neighbor, the infamous fitness influencer SlimThick Vic, who was clearly filming one of her high-energy workout videos next door. The violent vibrations caused the terrarium to slide precariously close to the edge of the wobbly table, and the cobra, now agitated, rose into a classic hooded stance. Charlotte’s smile finally vanished as she backed toward the door, while my partner froze, his small hands raised in a gesture of pure, helpless surrender. I was left standing alone, caught between a shaking room, a panicked client, a terrified partner, and a very angry, very venomous serpent.