Sami's Feathered Friend Fiasco

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Sami Parker, Scott Nails Pic(s)

Sami Parker had envisioned a serene afternoon, a perfect opportunity to finally bond with her new and brilliantly plumed parrot, Paco. Her meticulous plan involved nothing more than a few sunflower seeds and some gentle conversation from her favorite armchair. This tranquil scene was, however, brutally interrupted by the sudden, frantic hammering coming from her neighbor’s yard. Scott Nails, a man whose DIY enthusiasm vastly outstripped his actual skill, had decided this was the ideal moment to construct a new garden shed. Each thunderous bang of his mallet was met with an equally loud and distressed squawk from the terrified Paco. The parrot, now a flurry of emerald and crimson feathers, launched from his perch and began circling the room in a blind panic. Sami watched in horror as a prized ceramic vase, a gift from her grandmother, wobbled precariously on its shelf before crashing to the floor. She rushed to the window, flinging it open to shout a plea for quiet over the relentless cacophony of Scott’s construction. Scott Nails merely looked up, gave a cheerful, oblivious wave, and then resumed his hammering with renewed, deafening vigor. The serene afternoon had officially devolved into a complete and utter feathered friend fiasco, leaving Sami to survey the chaos of shattered pottery and a traumatized bird.