GCAVixens: Roommate Rumble: A Wild House Share Story

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Van Wylde, Aubree Valentine, Jazmin Luv, Kaiia Eve Pic(s)

The semester began with a naive hope for peaceful coexistence, but our cramped apartment quickly became the stage for the “Roommate Rumble,” a chaotic saga of conflicting lifestyles and late-night drama. Van Wylde, with his perpetually booming music and trail of discarded gym clothes, was an unstoppable force of messy energy, completely oblivious to the concept of a cleaning rota. His polar opposite was the studious Aubree Valentine, whose serene study sessions in the living room were constantly shattered by Van’s antics, her quiet sighs speaking volumes of her simmering frustration. The tension was expertly stoked by the mischievous Jazmin Luv, who seemed to thrive on the discord, whispering gossip to Kaiia Eve with a gleeful spark in her eyes. Kaiia, our pragmatic but weary mediator, would often find herself playing diplomat, attempting to broker fragile truces over whose turn it was to take out the overflowing trash. The climactic battle erupted not over rent or utilities, but over a single, mysteriously empty carton of oat milk left in the otherwise barren fridge. Accusations flew hotter than a microwave burrito, with Jazmin fanning the flames by claiming she saw Van use the last drop for his protein shake. Aubree, pushed to her absolute limit, delivered a shockingly articulate monologue on basic communal respect that left even Van momentarily speechless. Just as it seemed the walls themselves would crack from the pressure, Kaiia intervened with a brilliantly simple, binding roommate agreement that everyone reluctantly signed. We never achieved domestic bliss, but we found a loud, messy, and utterly unforgettable rhythm, a wild house share story for the ages.