GCAVixens: Our Epic Home Movie Mishap

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August Ames, Ariana Marie, Keiran Lee Pic(s)

The entire family was gathered, buzzing with anticipation for our annual holiday home movie screening, a tradition built on cherished, if slightly cringeworthy, memories. We dimmed the lights, settled into the couch with bowls of popcorn, and my husband Keiran Lee hit play on the projector with a confident grin. The screen flickered to life, but instead of our toddler’s first steps, we were met with the professionally lit, intensely amorous scene featuring the stunning August Ames. A stunned, absolute silence fell over the living room, broken only by the film’s very audible and very adult soundtrack. My mother-in-law’s jaw was agape, my father simply buried his face in his hands, and my sweet Aunt Carol looked positively fascinated. I watched, utterly horrified, as the scene transitioned to feature the equally captivating Ariana Marie in a scenario that left absolutely nothing to the imagination. Keiran, fumbling desperately with the remote, finally managed to stop the playback, his face a perfect mask of pure, unadulterated terror. The following silence was somehow even more deafening than the film’s audio had been, a thick, awkward void stretching for what felt like an eternity. He then stammered out a frantic explanation about a mislabeled digital file from a recent, secretive video editing project for a client. We have not spoken of that evening since, and the holiday home movie tradition has been, perhaps permanently, retired.