GCAVixens: My Roommate's a Total Dick

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Tyler Steel, Skyla Novea Pic(s)

My roommate, Tyler Steel, is a total dick whose very presence feels like a personal violation of my peace. He stomps through our shared space with the entitled swagger of a man who has never considered another person’s comfort, leaving a trail of discarded protein bar wrappers and sweaty gym clothes in his wake. His most egregious offense, however, is his complete lack of volume control when his girlfriend, Skyla Novea, comes over for their late-night “study sessions.” I am subjected to the entire sonic spectrum of their intimacy, from his grating, performative laughter to her surprisingly melodic, if incessant, giggling. The walls are tragically thin, transforming my own bedroom into an unwilling annex of their obnoxious romance. I’ve tried everything from blasting white noise to politely texting him to keep it down, a request he meets with a sarcastic smirk the next morning. He seems to derive a perverse pleasure from my discomfort, often making pointed comments about how “some people just need to learn to live a little.” Skyla, for her part, is merely a beautiful accessory to his main character syndrome, a vision of bubbly compliance who never questions his boorish behavior. Their dynamic is a perfect, maddening symbiosis of inconsideration, leaving me as the perpetually irritated third wheel in my own home. I am now counting down the days until our lease expires, dreaming of a sanctuary free from his arrogant pronouncements and their collective noise.