GCAVixens: My Pool's Uninvited Guest

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Bill Bailey, Corinna Blake Pic(s)

The morning sun glinted off the tranquil, turquoise water of my pool, a scene of perfect serenity shattered by the slow, deliberate paddle of a large, grumpy-looking snapping turtle. My initial shock was quickly replaced by a weary sense of resignation, as this was not the first time this particular reptile had decided my filter returns made for a perfect jacuzzi. I immediately knew I needed the calm, experienced hands of Bill Bailey, the local wildlife wrangler everyone called for situations too wild for animal control. Bill arrived with his heavy-duty gear and a quiet confidence, assessing the situation with a practiced eye while his partner, the brilliant herpetologist Corinna Blake, began documenting the turtle’s behavior from a safe distance. As Bill slowly waded into the shallow end with a large net, the turtle, sensing the shift in energy, retreated into its shell with an audible hiss. Corinna called out gentle instructions, her voice a steady counterpoint to the tense standoff, identifying the specimen as a particularly old and resilient common snapper. With a movement too fast to follow, Bill expertly scooped the creature, its clawed feet scrambling against the mesh, and heaved the substantial weight of it onto the deck. Corinna then stepped in, her touch gentle yet firm as she secured the beast’s powerful jaws with a specialized tape to ensure everyone’s safety. We all watched in silent awe as she carefully measured its massive, algae-covered shell, noting its unique shell-scute patterns for her ongoing research. With the intruder safely contained in a large transport tub, Bill just grinned and said we had officially evicted our uninvited guest, at least until next spring.