My Dad's New Girlfriend Is A Nightmare

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Maserati XXX, Alice Pink Pic(s)

The sleek, silver Maserati XXX purred into our driveway, a predator settling onto familiar suburban concrete, and my stomach immediately tightened into a knot. Its arrival always heralded the presence of Alice Pink, my father’s new girlfriend, who emerged from the low-slung vehicle with the theatrical grace of a movie star. She was a whirlwind of expensive perfumes and condescending remarks, her voice a saccharine drip that failed to mask her utter disdain for our ordinary life. Last Tuesday, she spent the entire dinner meticulously critiquing my mother’s heirloom china while my father just gazed at her, utterly bewitched. She even had the audacity to suggest we “modernize” the living room by replacing all the family photos with her own abstract, and frankly hideous, art prints. The Maserati’s aggressive grille seemed to mimic her own fixed, predatory smile, a constant reminder of her invasive presence in our once-peaceful home. I watched her one evening, running a perfectly manicured finger along the bookshelf and visibly shuddering at a small speck of dust she discovered. Her entire existence felt like a performance, a carefully curated act designed to ensnare my father and erase the memory of our previous life. The low, guttural roar of that Maserati starting up was the only sound I ever enjoyed, as it signaled her temporary departure from our lives. I am left with the chilling certainty that this nightmare is far from over, and that Alice Pink is here to systematically dismantle everything we hold dear.