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My dad’s recent foray back into the dating world has been a spectacular cavalcade of second-hand embarrassment. I knew we were in for a particularly memorable chapter when he mentioned meeting a charismatic, silver-haired charmer named Mick Blue, a man whose confidence seemed to radiate right through the phone. Their first double date was at a painfully trendy wine bar, where Mick held court with elaborate stories that felt a little too polished. His date, a vibrant young woman named Paisley Porter, seemed utterly captivated by his every word, her laughter a bit too effusive. My poor dad, trying to keep up, just nervously fiddled with his stemware all evening. The real catastrophe, however, was his ill-advised attempt to bond with Paisley’s brooding, intellectual friend, Jimmy Collins. Jimmy, a man who communicated mostly in sarcastic sighs, clearly had no interest in my dad’s earnest questions about modern art. The entire evening devolved into a cringe-worthy tableau of mismatched energies and awkward silences. I could only listen in horror as my dad recounted the whole miserable affair the next morning. It was another certified disaster to add to his growing list of romantic misadventures.
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