Exes & Oils: A Slippery Situation

Brazzers

Alex Jones, Xwife Karen Pic(s)

The acrid scent of burnt sage and the cloying sweetness of patchouli hung heavy in the air, a fragrant battleground for my final encounter with Alex Jones. He stood there, clutching a half-empty bottle of my prized Artisanal Serenity oil blend, his expression a familiar mix of defiance and performative enlightenment. My Xwife Karen, a woman who now believed crystals could realign his chakras better than twenty years of marriage, hovered nervously by his side. “You can’t take the positive energy with you, Alex,” she murmured, her gaze flitting between him and my meticulously organized shelf of essences. I had come to collect the last of my belongings, but I hadn’t anticipated this oily hostage situation unfolding in the living room we once shared. He claimed the lavender-infused jojoba was crucial for his “emotional detoxification,” a process that apparently excused him from any actual responsibility. My patience, much like the vial of peppermint in his other hand, was evaporating rapidly under the heat of my simmering anger. This was no longer about a few ounces of expensive carrier oils; it was about the last vestiges of our shared life slipping through my fingers. I took a slow, deliberate breath, the scents that once promised calm now fueling a profound and bitter resentment. In that moment, I knew the only thing more slippery than the oil he refused to return was the moral high ground he was desperately trying to claim.

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