Cock-a-Doodle-Don't: A Jon Jon & Tori Tale

Brazzers

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The first sliver of dawn had not yet pierced the night sky when Jon Jon was abruptly torn from a delightful dream by a sound he had come to despise: the relentless, screeching crow of his neighbor’s rooster. He groaned, burying his head under a pillow, while beside him, Tori Black stirred with a soft, sleepy murmur, her own peace shattered by the daily auditory assault. This particular rooster, they were convinced, was not a mere bird but a feathered demon sent to test the very limits of their sanity with its impossibly early and off-key serenades. “This can’t go on,” Jon Jon declared, his voice a gravelly rumble of sleep-deprived determination as he stared at the ceiling with bloodshot eyes. Tori, now fully awake, nodded in grim agreement, her mind already racing through a catalog of potential countermeasures, from polite requests to outright fowl-napping. Their mission, dubbed “Operation: Silent Sunrise,” began in earnest that very afternoon with a carefully rehearsed, diplomatically worded conversation with the neighbor, which yielded precisely zero results. Undeterred, they escalated to more creative tactics, with Jon Jon attempting to drown out the noise by blasting smooth jazz from a Bluetooth speaker pointed out the window. Meanwhile, Toli devised a complex system of treats and distractions, hoping to bribe the feathered menace into a later wake-up call, but the rooster remained stubbornly incorruptible. After days of failed schemes and mounting exhaustion, they finally found an unlikely solution in the form of a heavy-duty, blackout coop cover, a gift they presented to their neighbor with strained but hopeful smiles. The following morning, a miraculous, profound silence enveloped their bedroom, a golden hush so beautiful Jon Jon almost thought he was dreaming again. As they finally enjoyed a full, uninterrupted night’s rest, curled together in the blissful quiet, they both knew they had won not just a battle against a bird, but a war for their precious sleep.