Brazzers' Clumsy Intern Chaos

Brazzers

Xander Corvus, Jessa Rhodes Pic(s)

The entire Brazzers office was a whirlwind of controlled chaos, a symphony of ringing phones and flashing monitors, but nothing could have prepared veteran star Jessa Rhodes for the hurricane of incompetence that was the new intern, Xander Corvus. His first task, a simple coffee run, resulted in a caramel macchiato tsunami cascading over a stack of freshly printed, and very important, scripts. Jessa watched in horror as the brown liquid seeped into the pages, her own lines for the upcoming scene blurring into an inky mess. Xander, flustered and apologizing profusely, then attempted to mop up the spill with a stack of branded company t-shirts. This clumsy effort only succeeded in creating a sticky, sudsy pond right in the middle of the main hallway, causing a passing grip to nearly lose his grip on a very expensive camera. Just as Jessa was about to unleash a torrent of well-deserved fury, Xander tripped over the very mop bucket he had been using, sending it clattering across the floor. The metallic clang was deafening, drawing the stares of every single person on the bustling set, and in his flailing attempt to regain balance, he accidentally pulled the fire alarm. A piercing, relentless shriek immediately filled the air, drowning out all other sound and bringing all production to an absolute, screeching halt. Jessa could only stand there, speechless, as the sprinklers suddenly kicked on, drenching everyone and everything in a cold, shocking deluge. Through the downpour, she locked eyes with the sopping wet, mortified intern, and a bizarre, unexpected laugh bubbled up in her throat; this was, without a doubt, the most disastrous and entertaining first day she had ever witnessed.