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Van Wylde, Gogo Fukme, Paris The Muse, Destiny Mira Pic(s)

The crisp autumn air was thick with the promise of roasted turkey and simmering family drama, a perfect stage for Van Wylde’s particular brand of chaotic charm. He arrived fashionably late, of course, bearing a suspiciously lumpy casserole dish he claimed was a deconstructed sweet potato soufflé. All eyes, however, were quickly stolen by Gogo Fukme, who made a breathtaking entrance in a sequined jumpsuit more suited for a Vegas stage than a suburban dining room. Paris The Muse, ever the serene counterbalance, was already calmly arranging artisanal cheeses on a slate board with geometric precision. The true centerpiece of the impending storm, though, was Destiny Mira, whose recent spiritual awakening had her insisting on a pre-meal crystal singing bowl meditation. Van Wylde, spotting the gleaming bowl, immediately mistook it for an avant-garde gravy boat and nearly filled it with pan drippings. A horrified gasp from Gogo echoed through the suddenly tense living room, her dramatic flair amplifying the social catastrophe. Paris merely sighed, taking a long sip of wine as if fortifying herself for the long, absurd evening ahead. Destiny, with an air of wounded enlightenment, began explaining the vibrational frequencies we had all just violated. Thus began our Thanksgiving, a truly unforgettable feast of folly where the personalities were far more seasoned than the undercooked turkey.
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