Brazzers
Adria Rae, Keiran Lee Pic(s)
The grand ballroom, a shimmering sea of tuxedos and gowns, fell into a stunned silence as the first crunchy projectile sailed through the air. Adria Rae, the radiant bride, stood frozen at the center of the dance floor, her pristine white dress suddenly speckled with shell fragments. Her new husband, Keiran Lee, instinctively stepped in front of her, only to be pelted by a volley of pecans and walnuts from the grinning groomsmen. The elegant string quartet screeched to a halt, their delicate melody replaced by the ominous rustle of more nuts being drawn from pockets and purses. Adria’s meticulously styled hair was now a nest for a stray cashew, her bewildered eyes searching the crowd for the prank’s architect. Keiran, trying to maintain a facade of good humor, brushed almond slivers from his shoulders while shooting a murderous glance toward his childhood friends. A cacophony of nervous laughter and gasps erupted as a handful of hazelnuts bounced off the towering wedding cake, dislodcing a delicate sugar flower. The air grew thick with the dusty, earthy scent of crushed shells, a stark contrast to the previous aroma of gardenias and champagne. This was not the magical, romantic evening they had spent a year planning, but a surreal, crunchy nightmare. In that moment of chaotic disbelief, surrounded by the grinning faces of their loved ones, they realized their first official memory as a married couple would forever be utterly nuts.
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