Hogan Knows Best Parody: Episode #4 As the camera pans over the lush greenery of the park, we see a couple passionately kissing on a bench. Their clothes are scattered around them in disarray, and their moans of pleasure echo through the air. Suddenly, Hogan walks up to them, looking concerned. What’s going on here? he asks, his eyes narrowed. The couple break apart, looking embarrassed. Um, nothing, they say in unison. Hogan scoffs and sits down next to them. Come on, I know you two are up to something. The woman looks at the man, who nods his head in agreement. They both smile mischievously. We’re just having a little picnic, the woman says. Isn’t that allowed? Hogan chuckles and shakes his head. I suppose not, but it looks like you two could use some privacy. He stands up and gestures to the nearby bushes. You two go ahead and finish your picnic in private. I’ll keep watch from here. The couple smile gratefully and hurry off to the bushes, giggling to themselves. Hogan sits back on the bench and closes his eyes, enjoying the warm sun on his face. As he does, he can feel a stirring in his pants…
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