Brazzers
Xander Corvus, Danny D, Yasmina Khan Pic(s)
The morning sun streamed into the pristine bathroom, a deceptive calm before the storm of Xander Corvus’s ambitious project. Armed with a trowel and misplaced confidence, he intended to re-grout the shower tiles before his girlfriend, Yasmina Khan, returned from her trip. Danny D, his well-meaning but clumsy best friend, had arrived as moral support, mostly manifesting as loud commentary and a steady consumption of the celebratory beers. The first tile came off easily, but the second one took a stubborn section of the plumbing pipe with it, releasing a geyser of cold water. A panicked shout brought Danny running, his own attempt to stem the flow only managing to knock the main water valve handle completely off its stem. Soaked and sputtering, the two men were now wading in an inch of rapidly rising water, their frantic efforts with towels proving utterly useless. This was the exact moment Yasmina Khan decided to return home early, her key turning in the lock with a fateful click. Her stunned silence in the doorway was more terrifying than any shouted reprimand could have been, her eyes taking in the apocalyptic scene of floating toiletries and drenched men. Xander’s face was a perfect mask of sheer, unadulterated horror, while Danny simply offered a weak, sheepish grin and a half-hearted wave. The planned romantic reunion had instantly transformed into a full-scale, catastrophic bathroom blitz, a truly messy affair with no easy resolution in sight. Defeated, Xander could only watch as a lone, warped tile bobbed pathetically past his ankle, a tiny monument to his domestic failure.
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