Mazee the Goat's Revenge Scheme

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Mazee the Goat chewed a stalk of bitter clover, his horizontal pupils narrowed in cold calculation as he watched Xwife Karen meticulously trim her prize-winning roses. Her recent, unjust banishment of him from the vegetable patch for “unruly consumption” was an indignity he would not abide. A meticulously plotted revenge scheme began to take root in his cunning, caprine mind, far more sophisticated than a simple head-butt. He would target not her person, but her pride and joy, that immaculate garden she prized above all else. Under the deceptive cloak of midnight, Mazee would become a phantom of horticultural sabotage, a shadow moving with silent, cloven-hoofed purpose. His plan was a masterpiece of multi-phase torment, starting with the delicate uprooting of her heirloom tomatoes, leaving them neatly piled as a warning. The next evening, he would sample only a single, perfect petal from every one of her flawless roses, a subtle but maddening defacement. For the grand finale, he would use his hooves to etch a deeply unflattering, goat-like caricature of her into her prized zucchini patch. Each act was designed to erode her composure, making her question her own sanity as her world unraveled leaf by stolen leaf. Mazee flicked his tail with grim satisfaction, knowing that true vengeance is a dish best served with a side of trampled marigolds.