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Our so-called ‘hostel honeymoon’ began with the kind of chaotic optimism that only Denis Marti and I, Lexi Luv, could muster, cramming our backpacks into a six-bed dorm we were already sharing with four complete strangers. The room smelled faintly of mildew and adventure, a scent we quickly decided was romantic given our severely limited budget. Denis, ever the pragmatist, immediately set about constructing a ‘privacy fortress’ with our sarongs and a bit of stray rope, a valiant if utterly transparent effort. Our first night’s sleep was punctuated by the symphony of a German backpacker’s snoring, which vibrated through my bunk with the force of a small earthquake. By morning, we were huddled over instant coffee in the common kitchen, making up elaborate backstories for the other guests to keep from admitting we were miserable. The real hijinks started when we discovered the hostel’s lone, temperamental shower, which alternated without warning between glacial ice and scalding steam. I emerged screaming, only to find Denis bartering with a Swedish tourist for a slightly less lumpy pillow, a negotiation he was somehow winning. We spent the afternoon lost in a maze of unfamiliar streets, bickering over a map we’d drawn on a napkin until we finally collapsed in laughter on a public bench. That evening, sharing a single bottle of cheap wine on the rooftop, watching the city lights flicker on, the entire comedic ordeal suddenly felt perfectly magical. It was a disastrous, imperfect, and utterly unforgettable start to our life together, proving that romance isn’t about the place, but the person you’re laughing with through the chaos.
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